Category Archives: Funny

40 Things Parents Shouldn’t Have to Say to Their Kids, but Do

I stumbled across this funny article and I had to share it. I have said so many of these things to my children including number 1! Thank God I haven’t had to say number 22… 🙂

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Do you remember the warm fuzzy feelings you had when you thought about having children? That feeling of excitement and wonder about the journey to come. While you were daydreaming about the joy of raising children, I guarantee that you had visions of loving exchanges and deep emotional conversations. No one ever stops and thinks about the crazy things you will eventually say to your child. I can tell you that there are plenty of things that I never thought I would say to my children, yet I say them over and over again.

  1. Stop licking yourself.
  2. Did you just put your finger in your butt and then sniff it?
  3. Why are you eating boogers?

Read the rest of the list here: http://www.popsugar.com/moms/Crazy-Things-Parents-Say-Kids

God Bless and Take Care,

Love Tonya

http://www.TonyaOutlaw.com

Are You “That Guy”? :)

How many of us have had a guy ask us to dance and then proceeded to:

Is this you? 🙂

God Bless and Take Care
Love, Tonya
www.tonyaoutlaw.com 
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How to Be a Ladyperson at the Holidays: 10 Important Tips

Are you looking for some holiday fashion ideas? I think number 5 is my favorite. “Sit like this”… #Dead
Thanks for the Christmas cheer, I MIss You When I Blink.
Love,
Tonya ♡

I Miss You When I Blink

Straight from the ad pages of your favorite magazines, here’s your guide to being a girl in December. Take notes.

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1. Stay cozy. Wear a baby.

wear a baby If you play your cards right, your sensitive, goateed dad/boyfriend/professor will reward you with a pair of socks made out of his extra sweater sleeves.

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2. Flaunt your complexity.

Embrace all your many dimensions. Think: "I'm an heiress and an Italian professor at this upscale tropical funeral." Show off all your many dimensions at once. When planning outfits for your holiday soirées, think: “I’m an heiress and an Italian professor at this upscale tropical funeral.”

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3. Represent feminine softness in a hard masculine world.

coach All around you are skyscrapers made of bricks and iron and glass and ouchy things. They’re all pointy and hard. But not you. You’re a soft pink flower in a gentle haze of light. Everything around you is blooming, because you breathed springtime into winter. You’re a superfresh candypants sugarblossom.

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4. If you’re truly hot, you…

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Happy Wednesday!

Fibro Fog, anyone? :-)

Fibro Fog, anyone? 🙂

God Bless and Take Care
Love, Tonya
www.tonyaoutlaw.com 
P.S. Comment below, please. Love it? Hate it? Indifferent? I’d love to know what you think!

Happy Wednesday!

God Bless and Take Care
Love, Tonya
www.tonyaoutlaw.com 
P.S. Comment below, please. Love it? Hate it? Indifferent? I’d love to know what you think!

How Many Moms Do This?

Please tell me I’m not the only one! 🙂

God Bless and Take Care
Love, Tonya
www.tonyaoutlaw.com 
P.S. Comment below, please. Love it? Hate it? Indifferent? I’d love to know what you think!